I wouldn't say I frequent the Forresters - I go in now and again to check up on Mr E in the corner with the other reprobates doing the Evening News quiz (that man is SO bad for my image

). When I do go in however I usually go in the right hand side door and therefore the right hand side of the bar. So next time you see somebody looking like Angelina Jolie walking in that door............it won't be me

In fact, Prombabe and I were both in there just last week - a missed opportunity for all!
Spladooshing and bagging is reasonably simple, I'm sure there's a thread on it somewhere!