by rathbone » 18 Jun 2012, 08:00
Julie Burchill seems to be growing old disgracefully, which is appropriate. I’ve often wondered if she actually is the miserable cow that she presents herself as, or if that is just a persona that she hides behind.
I can remember when she first started out on NME I looked forward to everything she wrote. It was opinionated, I didn’t always agree with it, but at least it was honest. Her work with Tony Parsons sparkled. ‘The Boy Looked At Johnny’ is still a great read. Then she and Parsons split up amid much bitter, even vitriolic dirty washing in public. She literally left Parsons holding the baby, their son Bobby and struck off on her own. As she said : "I don't care much for families. I adored my mum and dad, but to be honest I don't miss them much now they're dead." Still, her new column in The Face was almost as good as the NME stuff.
Unfortunately, it was too good. She was wooed by Rupert Murdoch and ended up on the Mail On Sunday. Her second marriage, to Cosmo Landesman, sealed her into that world. Her focus moved away from rock and on to shopping and fucking. She developed a well honed line in back stabbing. No-one was safe from her bile. It made her pots of loot and lots of enemies. Over the years there can’t have been much that Julie Burchill hasn’t said that she hated.
Then she decided that she was a lesbian, left Landesman, again holding the baby, their son Jack and started living with Charlotte Raven. When she met Charlotte Raven’s brother Daniel, she decided that she wasn’t a lesbian after all, left Charlotte and married him, the wrote the novel Sugar Rush about a lesbian couple.
One of the highlights for me was back in 1993 when she got into one of those ‘wars’ which journalists sometimes wage in their columns, this time with Camille Paglia which featured such ladylike exchanges as :”I'm not nice. I'm not as loud as you, but if push comes to shove I'm nastier. I'm ten years younger, two stone heavier, and I haven't had my nuts taken off by academia. Are you SO insecure that you can't get one critical review without throwing a temper tantrum ?”
Twenty years later she was still at it, tearing strips off Lilly Allen on twitter, which culminated with Lilly calling Julie “A self-loathing, ignorant and bitter old troll” and Julie coming back with “Lilly dear, I loathe you. And by the way, being called self loathing by you is like being called fat by Dawn French.” ..... a classic example of hitting two birds with one stone.
This, of course, is the woman who wrote :"Readers are invited to come and spit at me. I will, of course, welcome the attention. "
I have nothing to say and I'm going to say it.