Porty Poopers / Porty Poo Sticks

by **Dadaist** » 22 Apr 2007, 12:19

Porty Poo Sticks - A Proposal

At a predetermined time - let's say 8pm tomorrow evening, everyone can do a motion and flush it simultaneously.

Theres enough time between now and then to organize your guts so that your respective jobby is easily identifiable and unique to you.

We can then gather on the road or rail bridge and play the first ever game of Porty Poo Sticks as we watch the matter float past.

EDIT: Have split this topic out of the more serious stuff at http://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=3501 - wangi

by **foxy** » 22 Apr 2007, 12:25

by **Sandra** » 22 Apr 2007, 13:48

by **Dadaist** » 22 Apr 2007, 14:02

by **rapunzell** » 22 Apr 2007, 14:32

by **Dadaist** » 22 Apr 2007, 14:40

by **rapunzell** » 22 Apr 2007, 14:45

by **teddygirl** » 22 Apr 2007, 16:05

by **SoupDragon** » 22 Apr 2007, 16:18

by **Dadaist** » 22 Apr 2007, 16:34

by **teddygirl** » 22 Apr 2007, 17:11

by **SoupDragon** » 22 Apr 2007, 17:21

Morrisons.
Was dropping Clanger 2 off there to do a shift
I've had nicer but still munching away
My thumb is green.
These are from Morroco

Clanger 1 came home with some from Tesco the other week but I've not seen any there myself

by **Sandra** » 22 Apr 2007, 20:09

by **Dadaist** » 22 Apr 2007, 21:24

Provisional Rules For Porty Poopers (formerly known as Porty Poo Sticks)

1. Only one entry per person. Multiple entries per household are allowed but must all be entered into the race by a single flush.

2. In the event that the entry issued by a competitor is compartmentalized before or during flushing, the longest part shall be considered the racing poo.

3. In the event of a Tommy(**) repeat flushings are allowable, but there must be no manual assistance.

(**) "the two-flush tolie"

by **rapunzell** » 22 Apr 2007, 21:51

by **Jamesie** » 22 Apr 2007, 21:54

by **SoupDragon** » 22 Apr 2007, 23:59

by **Dadaist** » 23 Apr 2007, 07:04

by **Dadaist** » 23 Apr 2007, 07:06

by **Dadaist** » 23 Apr 2007, 07:09

by **Dadaist** » 23 Apr 2007, 07:11

by **Porty** » 23 Apr 2007, 10:07

by **Dadaist** » 23 Apr 2007, 10:22

by **Sandra** » 23 Apr 2007, 17:14

by **SoupDragon** » 23 Apr 2007, 19:54

by **Dadaist** » 23 Apr 2007, 20:52

Some people have complained that this competition has been a victim of systematic fraud and that the finalized shortlist has been decided before flushing.

There have also been stories of fake poo being entered.

OFFPOO have now launched a formal investigation into poo-rigging and dirty bungs being passed round.

As such, this competition has been suspended - advice to those about to play is to hold on to their entries until a later - yet to be determined - date.

We at Bulk Entertainment Ltd are very sorry for any irregularities or errors of judgement and would like to assure players of Slashathon and Snotgrab that these games are unaffected.

by **arachnid** » 23 Apr 2007, 22:09

by **Dadaist** » 23 Apr 2007, 22:21

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