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he's on slave duties
Statistics: Posted by Beach Babe — 07 May 2005, 16:06
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6. If said hall needs a dado rail fitted, don't leave the wood lying all over
the stairs for two weeks, do it
7. If smoke detector has been broken for almost a month and you're a
fire alarm engineer, do it
8. If the pump on the fish pond has been broken for two years, fix it
9. If.............
Statistics: Posted by Epykat — 07 May 2005, 16:06
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I presume you are now banned from the kitchen which I suspect may have been your motive all along?
Statistics: Posted by ecm — 07 May 2005, 16:04
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This isn't a fixed list, but :
1. If you have just had a new kitchen fitted, and your worktop is matt black, don't cut vegetables directly on the work surface. Use a chopping board - it doesn't leave lots of white cut marks.
2. If you have just had a new kitchen fitted, and your hob is made of steel, don't use a scouring pad directly on it. Use a normal cloth or maybe a plastic scourer gently - it doesn't leave lots of scratches.
3. If you get crockery as a wedding present, don't break any - especially dinner plates, as there are only a few.
4. If you offer to bring your wife a glass of wine, bring it in a wine glass, not just any old glass from the kitchen cupboard.
Statistics: Posted by Dadaist — 07 May 2005, 15:57
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