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Talk Porty ~ Portobello Forum for Portobello in Edinburgh, Scotland 2004-06-10T16:49:54+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/feed.php?f=2&t=259 2004-05-18T16:26:06+01:00 2004-05-18T16:26:06+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=1696#p1696 <![CDATA[surrealist's photo's]]> Statistics: Posted by tom nimmo — 18 May 2004, 16:26

]]> 2004-05-14T16:45:36+01:00 2004-05-14T16:45:36+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=1649#p1649 <![CDATA[thankyou mrs surrealist]]> Statistics: Posted by Epykat — 14 May 2004, 16:45

]]> 2004-05-10T19:06:03+01:00 2004-05-10T19:06:03+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=1618#p1618 <![CDATA[thankyou mrs surrealist]]> Statistics: Posted by bellybabe — 10 May 2004, 19:06

]]> 2004-06-10T16:49:54+01:00 2004-05-09T21:50:09+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=1615#p1615 <![CDATA[thankyou mrs surrealist]]>
One day, Mrs Surrealist prepared a delicious, healthy, low fat snack for her very grateful husband. You should have seen his eyes when he laid them upon the tasty scones. "Mmmm!" he said.



"I'm sure my new online chums will appreciate my pictures of this tasty scone!" said Surrealist.

"Goodness me, won't you hurry up and eat it then!." said Mrs Surrealist.



"But what of our darling cat Chester?" said Surrealist.



"Well, since Chester has been so very well behaved, I have left him a small treat - some of the very same clotted cream that's on your scone! All that remains is for someone to feed it to him.." said Mrs Surrealist.



"I shall hand feed it to him!" exclaimed Surrealist. "After all, every good boy deserves a treat from time to time!"

"Oh, you two!" said Mrs Surrealist, and they all laughed.

The End.

Statistics: Posted by Guest — 09 May 2004, 21:50

]]> 2004-05-09T21:36:35+01:00 2004-05-09T21:36:35+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=1613#p1613 <![CDATA[thankyou mrs surrealist]]>
Did you know that if you then pour half a bottle of white spirit on same that the glue holding the carpet down nice and flat disintegrates?

Statistics: Posted by Epykat — 09 May 2004, 21:36

]]> 2004-05-09T18:44:31+01:00 2004-05-09T18:44:31+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=1610#p1610 <![CDATA[thankyou mrs surrealist]]> Cream tea with scones...mmm...
And in my passion I have sought it out in the far corners of the world...even in a tiny town in the jungles of South America I managed to find somewhere to have afternoon tea with scones and cream...

Where are the pictures to drool over?

I recommend a visit to www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com.

Statistics: Posted by bellybabe — 09 May 2004, 18:44

]]> 2004-05-09T13:11:48+01:00 2004-05-09T13:11:48+01:00 https://forum.talkporty.org/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=1601#p1601 <![CDATA[thankyou mrs surrealist]]> Statistics: Posted by Guest — 09 May 2004, 13:11

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