"I'm really sorry, Miss X", says Dad. "I've had a word with "John" and he's nae daeing it again."
Miss X mutters her gratitude and smiles reassuringly that all is forgotten.
Dad thinks this is cue to move over to sit beside her, place his hand on her thigh and beerily gush. "I can see why he did it mind. I wish they had had teachers like you when I was in school".
Son dies of embarrassment, Deputy has apoplexy and teacher is quickly ushered out of the room.Statistics: Posted by Maria — 30 Nov 2004, 20:41
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