Ban all kids from being where adults are - herd them all up and dump them in the countryside somewhere in Devon or Cornwall, or even that wee village in "The Prisoner".
Holidays are wasted on kids - in fact anything's wasted on kids, they're just wee plonks!
Deport them all to Australia - roll on "Back to School" - peace and quiet at last!
Good grief what a Summer!!!!
Sorry, just lost it for a moment - they just can't leave the pebbles/chips at my door alone!!
One day genetic engineering will have them born at 25, now there's a vote for GM foods and cloning.?
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