Well, I might forget the cut & paste business, but I'm sure I can persuade people to get over here and join us with what I'm likely to say after the wine!
Anyway, I plan to be very well behaved on this lunch date. This person always says we should do this every two or three weeks and after each one he refuses to answer the phone for four months.

Not sure what it is I do to him! (Now, now, keep it clean...)
Besides I have to look after other people's children later today, and you always have to be on best behaviour with other people's children, don't you? And I'm sure that'll sober me up well enough to perform tonight. That came out so wrong.
