Has anybody else told their nearest and dearest how they would like this conducted? I have (just remembered this because my funeral song has just come on). He has strict instructions re my hair. DON'T let them comb it flat to my head or, worse, put it in a middle score and slap it to my head, especially if it's grey. Get the hairdresser in

Make sure I have a nice pair of earrings in and a bit of lippy and don't forget the mascara. As far as clothes are concerned I think 'the robe' would be quite nice as long as it's clean and ironed (ie, it's not been on anybody else first!). For the service I want Rosalee by Thin Lizzy on the way in, and Meat Loaf, Heaven can Wait during the going away bit (definitely cremated thanks). Then you can all cry loads and go for a bevvy.