by Maria » 08 Jun 2005, 07:16
POEM FOR PORTY
Prolific poster and Springsteen fan,
Wind-up merchant and business man.
Always eloquent without profanity,
Never questioning the moderators' sanity.
A pink-shirted expert on Friday night frolics,
Brickies, plumbers and economics,
Coffee, cats and scrambled egg,
Not to mention David Begg.
Our cycling hero going for gold,
A lycra-clad wonder to behold.
A marathon man (or so you claim),
A star in the POL Hall of Fame.
A year ago you joined our ranks
and for that day we all give thanks.
You outposted most in a matter of weeks,
Entertaining us all with your critiques.
And so dear Porty congrats to you,
For without you now what would we do?