Anyone else getting phone calls from very helpful people

in far away countries attempting to sort out your slow-runing computer? I have lost count of how many I have had this week alone! Originally I got a bit annoyed but now I look on it as a chance to string them along for as long as I want - but I have been alerted to the fact that these "nice" people become very very abusive if they suspect you are on to them! You have been warned
