by Porty » 29 Aug 2004, 02:20
A pet detestastion of mine, indeed I'm probably more obtuse than GM-n-Eye on this subject.
The first Ad i would like to bring to your attention is the Allinsons Strap Line.
"With nowt' taken out"
WTF does that mean?
It means we can put in whatever additives, enhancers, emulsifiers, provers, Enumbers etc. It means that if our manufacturing process was as natural as we try to convey, then, if a seagull flew by and shit in our bread mix. Then I am afraid that due to our customer commitment statement "we cant take it out".
Luckily, our manufacturing process is conducted almost entirely in a factory. The only possible eventuallity that we could not take corrective action upon is if one of our consumptive operatives took a dump in the mix. What could we do? Nothin Im afraid cos' at Allinsons we firmly believe that there is "Nowt taken Out"
What Ads do make you mad?