Mobile phone

[Guest]

I don't use a mobile phone, except at work. We have an emergency-use one at home but generally forget to take it anywhere where it might be useful. If I did use one on a regular basis I would have a ring tone that said 'Ring ring, ring ring' in a totally deadpan voice. I think I might employ Norman Lovett for this purpose, whose wife is an old friend. Her bio doesn't mention the fact that she also fronted a band, was a Playboy Bunny and was briefly Adam Ant's girlfriend, but I digress.

[wangi]

Since moving my mobile has seen a lot less use - main reason being there is bugger all reception at the end of the Prom!

[Gedge]

[Dadaist]

I heard a charming conversation coming from the back of the bus the other week.

"AYE HULLO. AYE AHVE GOAT THE STUFF KEN. NAW AH CANNAE TALK AHM OAN THE BUS IF YEN KEN WHIT AH MEAN BUT AHVE GOAT IT. AHM JIST AT JOCKS LODGE. NAW AH CANNAE REALLY TALK AHM OAN THE BUS. HAVE YE GOAT THE SHEKELS? COS AHLL BRING IT OVER AHLL GET A FAST BLACK. AYE ALRIGHT SEE YE LATER."

The hero of our story, or should I say the heroine got off at Seafield, presumably to alight said vehicle and thence to the final destination. The rest of us quietly pretended to be deef.

[Porty]

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[Epykat]