by Maria » 30 Nov 2004, 20:41
A few years back, a certain young English teacher was innocently unlocking her classroom when one of her young, hormone-driven male pupils decided to declare his affection by grabbing her bum. A pupil suspension ensued, followed by the serious business of the re-admittance procedure in the Deputy's office. Teacher, pupil and pupil's Dad (who had visited a local hostelry beforehand for some Dutch courage) were in attendance.
"I'm really sorry, Miss X", says Dad. "I've had a word with "John" and he's nae daeing it again."
Miss X mutters her gratitude and smiles reassuringly that all is forgotten.
Dad thinks this is cue to move over to sit beside her, place his hand on her thigh and beerily gush. "I can see why he did it mind. I wish they had had teachers like you when I was in school".
Son dies of embarrassment, Deputy has apoplexy and teacher is quickly ushered out of the room.