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by **mr magnolia** » 19 Nov 2004, 13:38

and what were you doing in there, Gemini?

by **Maria** » 19 Nov 2004, 13:48

Great find Gemini! :lol:

by **Gemini** » 24 Nov 2004, 11:45

by **ecm** » 27 Nov 2004, 14:18

This made us laugh - a couple of profanities included though - apologies!:oops:

by **Dadaist** » 27 Nov 2004, 14:53

Duke Atreides - "The worms of Arrakis are indeed massive"

Fremen - "You think they're big? Wait till you see the f****** blackbird!"

by **Gemini** » 02 Dec 2004, 10:53

by **paulw** » 02 Dec 2004, 11:42

by **Jay** » 02 Dec 2004, 14:53

by **Gemini** » 02 Dec 2004, 23:02

by **Gemini** » 08 Dec 2004, 23:21

by DG » 09 Dec 2004, 07:37

by **Gemini** » 09 Dec 2004, 13:57

by **ecm** » 09 Dec 2004, 21:22

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by **Gemini** » 15 Dec 2004, 12:42

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by **Gemini** » 24 Feb 2005, 19:12

Anyone interested?

Some of the boys in the office are heading to Ibiza this summer but they
need 4

more people to get a super package deal in a villa, it will work out at
around

Ã‚Â£99 for the week with flights, any takers? Attached is a picture of the
lads

causing havoc in Amsterdam last year! If you're not up for it please
forward

this on to people who might be!

http://www.imageweb.info/viewimage.php? ... Y67910.jpg

by **foxy** » 24 Feb 2005, 20:09

Gemini...will they accept girls :lol:

by **Gemini** » 24 Feb 2005, 22:05

by **Gemini** » 24 Feb 2005, 22:08

by **Porty** » 24 Feb 2005, 22:09

by **Gemini** » 25 Feb 2005, 13:56

I don't think that his Holiness, Pope John Paul, would be unpset by this, as he is an avid football fan.

I will go to confession if he is.

http://www.imageweb.info/viewimage.php? ... 635699.jpg

by **Gemini** » 25 Feb 2005, 14:08

RHETORICAL QUESTIONS

>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
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> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
>stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
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> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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> Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people
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> If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
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> If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be
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> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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> If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the
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> Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only
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> Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or
>close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going
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> If you aimed to fail, but you suceeded, are you a failure or
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> Who's bright idea was it to make the word "Dyslexic" so
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by **foxy** » 25 Feb 2005, 20:24

by **wangi** » 21 Mar 2005, 23:49

by DG » 22 Mar 2005, 08:28

Wangi, that is brilliant! Brightened up me and GG's morning :lol:

DG

by **ecm** » 22 Mar 2005, 10:10

by **CatzVP** » 22 Mar 2005, 14:56

Nice one Wangi! :lol:

by DG » 02 Apr 2005, 08:32

by **Gemini** » 21 May 2005, 10:28

by **Gemini** » 03 Jun 2005, 16:50

by **wangi** » 03 Jun 2005, 17:16

by **Gemini** » 03 Jun 2005, 18:16

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