thankyou mrs surrealist

[Surrealist]

[bellybabe]

Any chance of Mrs Surrealist bringing me some too?! Wish Mrs Bellybabe was as thoughtful as Mrs Surrealist <grin>.
Cream tea with scones...mmm...
And in my passion I have sought it out in the far corners of the world...even in a tiny town in the jungles of South America I managed to find somewhere to have afternoon tea with scones and cream...

Where are the pictures to drool over?

I recommend a visit to www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com.

[Epykat]

No such spoiling from Mr Epykat I'm afraid. But, give the poor man his due he did have a bit of a rush on today....what with him pouring half a tin of cream gloss right down the stair carpet..................
Did you know that if you then pour half a bottle of white spirit on same that the glue holding the carpet down nice and flat disintegrates?

[Surrealist]

Scones - a photo story.

One day, Mrs Surrealist prepared a delicious, healthy, low fat snack for her very grateful husband. You should have seen his eyes when he laid them upon the tasty scones. "Mmmm!" he said.



"I'm sure my new online chums will appreciate my pictures of this tasty scone!" said Surrealist.

"Goodness me, won't you hurry up and eat it then!." said Mrs Surrealist.



"But what of our darling cat Chester?" said Surrealist.



"Well, since Chester has been so very well behaved, I have left him a small treat - some of the very same clotted cream that's on your scone! All that remains is for someone to feed it to him.." said Mrs Surrealist.



"I shall hand feed it to him!" exclaimed Surrealist. "After all, every good boy deserves a treat from time to time!"

"Oh, you two!" said Mrs Surrealist, and they all laughed.

The End.

[bellybabe]

[Epykat]

[tom nimmo]

I had my mate Piers look at these photos and we are both of the opinion that they are in fact a clever hoax. Be very careful what you allow to be published in your name as sometimes all is not as it seems. Just ask my mate Piers if you don't believe me.