New Kid On The Block

[Dadaist]

What a gwarn? Hear me now. All vaccinations are istory.
Dere is a NEW KING ON DA STREET and e as a message for you people.
you are ISTORY. get dat. istory.



him boy comin on strong but I and I is LIKE A LION FROM ZION im boy gwan, gwan where e CAME FRAM. get dat.



rude boy. i saw im POSSE now its me whose BOSSY. get dat kitty cat or its rat a tat.

dis is about POWER. in a de BABYLON.

[foxy]

[Porty]

[Dadaist]

[scossie5]

I wish our black cat was as straightforward. We are living with passive aggressive peeing all over our kitchen cupboards (drop by for a cuppa anytime!) all because a tiny little pretty grey cat has taken to dropping by.

Keating could sit on her and she would never walk again - but no, he's all companionable silence as she explores our yard and then it's in to whizz on the furniture.

I have now placed foil on the spots where he goes, which seems to work.

As to his 'catois' it must be: 'oh, by all means old chap, do come and take this spot in the sun. Oh no, no, no - no trouble at all, anytime, make yourself at home. Nibbles?'

I can't believe it - he comes from Fife! How did this happen?

[Dadaist]

Keating sounds cool.

[Maria]

Inspired by Oscar's voyage of discovery I let Marco out for the first time this evening. He had fun exploring and saw off a tortoise shell cat that normally hangs out in our garden with a very firm "Gerroff my laand!", albeit with a Dunfermline twang.

He's now lying flat on his back, legs spread wide, showing a distinct lack of modesty I must say!

[Dadaist]

So far we have :

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Oscar - Jamaican drug lord.

Keating - Upper-class Fifer.

Marco - Farmer.
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Seems to me that dogs have owners but cats have servants!

[Epykat]

[Dadaist]

Needless to say, Chester was Lord Chester of Marlborough. With the merest whiff of fishwife.

[scossie5]

Keating has a sister - Matilda - who is all fur coat and nae knickers, not that she deigns to dally with anyone. She was quite possibly a Mitford sister in a previous life or Fife equivalent. Monstrously elegant, as only a goddess can be.

You are right, Keating is a completely lovely chap, and literally would not hurt a fly. (He communes with our fish by rubbing his nose against the fishtank - they come over and blow bubbles at him).