by Bob Jefferson » 20 Jun 2005, 20:04
Have you considered a Portobello Online T-shirt, narkoradko? Wearing this will immediately give you 'local' status, as well as making you appear to be cool, slightly mysterious and irresistible to the opposite sex.
So not much use if you happen to be homosexual I suppose. But I digress. Groove is in the heart, home is where the heart is and wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Or something.