A bloke at work saw the list of songs on my desk for my next submission to Mr Dadaist. When I told him what it was for, he got quite excited and proceeded to tell me how Porty Free Radio (

) had become so huge that extra bandwidth had already had to be bought, and that it was going to become a tv station within the year. He'd read it the night before in the H&P.
I lied and told him that apparently over 1000 people had tuned in to my last playlist, even though I knew it was only 1.
(Me.)
JP.