Only Good Jokes Here!

[bearcub]

[arachnid]

[ecm]

[foxy]

[Dadaist]

[bearcub]

[kipling]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

[Zargonian]

[foxy]

[bearcub]

[arachnid]

[Scorpion]

[arachnid]

Phew!!! That is quite an investigation into what must've started as one story ( perhaps even true!!). Shows how different versions can occur!!
Mind you, I didn't realise it was such a common one!!!

[Scorpion]

[Scorpion]

[Scorpion]

[arachnid]

[Dadaist]

[sunnyporty]

[sunnyporty]

[Dadaist]

[sunnyporty]

[Porty]

[Dadaist]

[foxy]

[ecm]

[arachnid]

[Gemini]

[Cleopas]

[Dadaist]

[Cleopas]

[Scorpion]

[Izzie]

[Scorpion]

[Novastar]