how to be a good husband

[Dadaist]

How to be a good husband.

This isn't a fixed list, but :

1. If you have just had a new kitchen fitted, and your worktop is matt black, don't cut vegetables directly on the work surface. Use a chopping board - it doesn't leave lots of white cut marks.

2. If you have just had a new kitchen fitted, and your hob is made of steel, don't use a scouring pad directly on it. Use a normal cloth or maybe a plastic scourer gently - it doesn't leave lots of scratches.

3. If you get crockery as a wedding present, don't break any - especially dinner plates, as there are only a few.

4. If you offer to bring your wife a glass of wine, bring it in a wine glass, not just any old glass from the kitchen cupboard.

[ecm]

Congrats Dada,

I presume you are now banned from the kitchen which I suspect may have been your motive all along?

[Epykat]

5. If your hall ceiling needs painted, get up a ladder and do it

6. If said hall needs a dado rail fitted, don't leave the wood lying all over
the stairs for two weeks, do it

7. If smoke detector has been broken for almost a month and you're a
fire alarm engineer, do it

8. If the pump on the fish pond has been broken for two years, fix it

9. If.............

[Beach Babe]

lol - no he isn't!!!!!!!!!

he's on slave duties

[Bob Jefferson]

[Epykat]

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