My bahumbuggery (how did ecm get away with that one?) Christmas is gathering momentum and I told Mr E I wasn't putting up the tree - so he did it

. Obviously, it was all wrong so I started fixing it this morning (don't even know myself why I chose 7.50AM!) only to end up getting covered in artificial snow which wouldn't come off without the aid of half a roll of sellotape and was then late for work

. This Jesus guy's got a lot to answer for.