How's about if all us attached lady members line up any unwanted men we happen to have outside the Town Hall and Dionne's mum could come along and have a look - sort of like the Dog and Cat home? We could put a wee profile of them round their neck with their vital statistics, habits, good and bad points and how much of a donation to the superstore fund we would like for them.
(it goes without saying, mine would not be there of course

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